How not to?

Presently, prices are rising at speed of McLaren F1 and our salaries are rising at speed of a bicycle at the best. What to do? Savings! Bah, I am not the one who will save some cash. So, here are tried and tested tips on losing money.

Fall in trap of Credit Cards
Credit cards or plastic money, how sweet they are! They let you buy things even when you do not have enough money in account and in turn give you bigger credit than the original amount. Cool! Go out, spend as much as you can and mail me after 6 months describing what you had 6 months ago that you do not have now.

Stick to Brands
The brands have good quality. Buy everything branded. That’s the key to get bankrupted. Of course, if you are relative of Bill Gates, branded things are OK. The point is that small things like paper, pencil, pen will not matter much if they are not branded. They will only save money.

Never Make Budget
Yes, as easy as it sounds, go out without any budget and spend as much as you can. Spend money as if you are billionaire. If you make budget, never implement it. Simple!

Watch Every New Movie
When you go out to watch a movie, money spent on transport, food etc. is negligible. So, do not watch a movie, watch all the movies. Forget that when the movie will be released on media, or will be aired on television, it will cost much less.