How not to?

Whole world is talking about reducing Carbon footprint these days. Have you too heared of it? No! Click this link. Yes! Read on to increase your carbon footprint.

Keep Appliances on When not in Room
How many times have people told you that you need to switch off the fan and lights when going out of the room? Many times! How many times did you actually listen? If you answer is never, good job. Keep it up. Leave everything on when going out of the room. Never bother to switch it off.

Do not use CFL.
CFL is complete waste of money. It costs a body part and gives light equal to an ordinary bulb. What a waste of money? Use ordinary bulbs and avoid CFL. Go red, not green.

Use old Vehicles
Who needs new vehicles that cost a bomb for just a Eco-Friendly label on their body? Buy old ones with damaged parts who consume more fuel (not for bicycles). If your own car has damaged parts, do not repair them! And if you are thinking about buying something that runs on anything other than Petrol and Diesel, do not buy it.

Do not plant Trees
Why plant trees? They just reduce a bit of Carbon-di-oxide around you. Do not even think about planting trees. Instead, cut all the trees you find nearby. You will get some fuel.

Now, read the above tips thrice and act. I can sea water near you from here!