How not to?

Traffic is one thing that distinguishes a blog from the crowds. How not to get traffic? Read on;

Imbalance Quality and Quantity
The balance between quality and quantity is not at all important. Either go on for a big assault on quality or quantity. Do not focus on both of them. Post quality content once a month or bad quality content 100 times a month. That’s all equal.

Place Ads Everywhere
Give a bad impression to visitors by placing ads everywhere. Be it sidebars, top or bottom, they should be full of ads. To top it off, place a banner above every ad saying "Please Click Here". Keep the ad color different from the template. They should look completely different from rest of the blog. Better still, add popup ads to your blog.

Get Out of the Community
Do not be a part of the community. Forget about blog directories and be lonely fellow. Do not leave comments on other’s blogs. If you leave, then leave meaningless comments. Do not link to other blogs that are related to your content. Never join Technorati, Blogcatalog , Pijoo and other blog directories.

Copy Content
Why make some content when many people are there with it. Do your part of cut-copy-paste job. Just copy all the content without any references to original source.

Never Advertise
Do not join any free ad networks like entrecard. If you have joined, stop at once. Anyway, if you have a badly designed entrecard, that will too do the job. Also, avoid joining Blogrush.

Do not pay attention to design
Why design when you have all the (copied) good content. Do not spend time on designing the blog. Unlike te fool who is writing all this, who spent 3 hours designing this blog, avoid wasting time in designing. Place widgets like mad, everywhere or nowhere.