How not to?

Do your friends consider you a good friend? If yes, read the following to be bad friend and if no, read to improve upon youeself.

1.) Tell their secrets to everyone out there.

If you know friend`s secrets, then go out there and tell everyone everything about him/her. This is a sure way to be in their bad list. Succeeds every single time used.

2.) Backstab.

There is nothing bad than backstabbing. Backstabbing is sure way to lose somebody`s trust. But, you want to be bad. So, 2-3 backstabs are recommended every month. Improves your rank in their blacklist.

3.) Hurt him/her.

Hurting physically is greater offence but emotional attacks are more useful. Make fun of friend behind his/her back and talk rashly to him.

Caution: The above tips have been tested and trusted, but in case of failure, Mr.I is not to be considered responsible. Use at your own risk.