How not to?

How can someone be ideally bad. Do not know? I will tell you how.

1. Never speak truth.

Always avoid speaking truth. Lies will help to make you bad. Tell lies regularly. At least 100 lies a day are necessary for any bad man/woman. Whenever you have to speak truth at any cost, quickly apologize. This will not help to make your reputation as shiny as before but will recover it to a extent of 60-70%.

2. Use bad word as much as possible.

Bad words are a grace for anyone bad. Avoid using them and you will lose your reputation. Be quick to learn bad words. If possible, always keep a small notebook with you and note down any new word you encounter. A good cell will also do fine.

3. Never think before speaking.

Never speak after thinking. This process can really hamper your grip over two points given above. Anything that comes to your tongue must be spoken. In my opinion, you should never think, leave aside before speaking.

4. Respect noone.

If you start respecting someone, it may cause serious problems. There is even a big danger of losing your other bad qualities. Always make fun of others behind their back. If possible, make their fun ahead their stomach.

5. Never avoid bad company.

Avoiding bad company is something that does not deserve a single bit of your thinking. Bad company is your dictionary and guide to bad words and above mentioned qualities.

Important Note:Read the above instructions thrice and if possible print them and stick in your room. Practising everyday is recommended.