How not to?

Going green is need of the hour. But people do not like go green. After all, why go green. avoid it! Try these tips and see who calls you green.

Green books, red thoughts
Read many books about going green, and when it comes to act, forget. Read what are effects, causes etc. etc. of non-green lifestyle and then, do not act upon it. Want to go green? Here’s a great book about going green and reducing your Carbon footprint . Nothing good comes for free. You will have to shell out a bit ( remember, a small bit ) to get this book.

Forget Basics
You should try to hit as high target as possible without any practice. That’s what I mean to say. Forget basics like starting from own home and go straight to town square and start a big rally about going green. If possible, hire people to accompany you. This way, you will not be going green and still pretending to be a greenist.

Use car for short distances.
When travelling short distances, try to use your car as much as possible. At traffic lights, do not turn off the car. Keep accessories on even when they are not needed. These steps will surely move you towards anything but green lifestyle.

Trees? Cut them all!
Cut all the trees around. This will help cut out the left " Green " label on you ( if it is left even after following above tips ). On your Birthday, do not plant a tree, cut 10 of them.

Had enough of negative? Click here to read something positive. Remember, you are supposed to follow opposite of these.