How not to?

your Even with the Quad Cores of today, we are watching the softwares crawling. They are just not as fast as they should be. How to make them more slow, read on.

Do not Defragment
Never defrag your PC. That will not be of any help. Defragmentation is a pure waste of time. That’s the correct attitude. If you are already a part of this "Do not Defrag" party, do not even bother to get free version of IOBit Smart Defrag from iobit.com and use it.

Do not worry about Registry
Registry is where the settings are stored. Over time, it will grow as you keep installing the softwares. As this happens, computer will start to slow down. If this thing happens to you, do not install any Registry Cleaner like the free Advanced Windows Care and enjoy the slow PC!

Add hundred of Programs to Startup list
Get as many programs as possible in startup list of you Windows PC and then enjoy the slow booting. Do not bother about just having essentials in the list at startup and run as many as you can. Never bother to have a startup list check in the Advanced Windows Care which I have mentioned before. Forget to use Bootvis to fasten startup times of your PC. It works but do you want it to?

Its not like that above mentioned softwares are only ones available out there but they are good quality and the free versions are usable unlike some cleaners that let you scan the computer and present a list of 100 errors asking to buy the full version to clean them!

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Keep Appliances on When not in Room
How many times have people told you that you need to switch off the fan and lights when going out of the room? Many times! How many times did you actually listen? If you answer is never, good job. Keep it up. Leave everything on when going out of the room. Never bother to switch it off.

Do not use CFL.
CFL is complete waste of money. It costs a body part and gives light equal to an ordinary bulb. What a waste of money? Use ordinary bulbs and avoid CFL. Go red, not green.

Use old Vehicles
Who needs new vehicles that cost a bomb for just a Eco-Friendly label on their body? Buy old ones with damaged parts who consume more fuel (not for bicycles). If your own car has damaged parts, do not repair them! And if you are thinking about buying something that runs on anything other than Petrol and Diesel, do not buy it.

Do not plant Trees
Why plant trees? They just reduce a bit of Carbon-di-oxide around you. Do not even think about planting trees. Instead, cut all the trees you find nearby. You will get some fuel.

Now, read the above tips thrice and act. I can sea water near you from here!

Traffic is one thing that distinguishes a blog from the crowds. How not to get traffic? Read on;

Imbalance Quality and Quantity
The balance between quality and quantity is not at all important. Either go on for a big assault on quality or quantity. Do not focus on both of them. Post quality content once a month or bad quality content 100 times a month. That’s all equal.

Place Ads Everywhere
Give a bad impression to visitors by placing ads everywhere. Be it sidebars, top or bottom, they should be full of ads. To top it off, place a banner above every ad saying "Please Click Here". Keep the ad color different from the template. They should look completely different from rest of the blog. Better still, add popup ads to your blog.

Get Out of the Community
Do not be a part of the community. Forget about blog directories and be lonely fellow. Do not leave comments on other’s blogs. If you leave, then leave meaningless comments. Do not link to other blogs that are related to your content. Never join Technorati, Blogcatalog , Pijoo and other blog directories.

Copy Content
Why make some content when many people are there with it. Do your part of cut-copy-paste job. Just copy all the content without any references to original source.

Never Advertise
Do not join any free ad networks like entrecard. If you have joined, stop at once. Anyway, if you have a badly designed entrecard, that will too do the job. Also, avoid joining Blogrush.

Do not pay attention to design
Why design when you have all the (copied) good content. Do not spend time on designing the blog. Unlike te fool who is writing all this, who spent 3 hours designing this blog, avoid wasting time in designing. Place widgets like mad, everywhere or nowhere.