How not to?

So, you do not want to earn money online? It’s OK. Read on:

Believe "Get 1 Million" Ads
You see hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of....... (hmmph.., tired counting) ads online that say that they will make you billionaire. Go ahead, click those ads, join these sites, and then waste your time. These sites are pure waste of time. Just apply a bit of logic. These sites ask for a small fees in return of a big secret. I won’t be giving big lectures, but if you had a secret that could make you millionaire, would you sell it for $10 and make competition harder or keep it secret and be a millionaire?

Believe "Your Site on Google No. 1" Sites
You also see many ads that promise to get your site on Google No.1. Go, click on these ads too, join these sites too, and waste some more time. Just waste your time and forget that "content really matters", "backlinks do matter" stuff.

Avoid Writing
Avoid writing as it won’t do any good. Blogs are not at all good. They will never make you any money. Sites like Triond that publish your written work on known sites should be avoided. They won’t get you cash. Remember, when it comes to making money, you won’t get it for free. You will have to work and use your skills. The writing skill can be easily used. In fact, your poor author has published 3 articles on Triond. Links to them are in My Published Content Section.

That’s it, follow these steps and get what you want, "No money"

Employees are hard people to manage. Sometimes all of them are too much happy and sometimes all are discontent with their jobs. As a leader or manager, you need to handle them well. What? You are too discontent with your job. OK, read these tips and acts. Get fired or get them leave the job in 1 month, Guaranteed.

Never Respect Them
Respecting your employees is a bad thing. Just do not respect them. Have ego of your higher rank and disrespect them as much as possible. Useful if you are not happy with them. Either they will leave the job or you will get fired by higher authorities.

Never Reward Them
When you reward employees, their loyalty will increase and they will stick to you(not literally) and your company. Avoid rewarding them whenever they deserve to be rewarded. They will leave the job. No danger to you.

Don’t Give Extra Benefits
There are some companies that give their employees some extra benefits like free Dental Care, Telephone Bills etc. Don’t be one such company. Sure way to make the employees discontent. When they ask for it, be ignorant.

Do not Communicate(directly)
Communicating directly has to be avoided. If you communicate well, some people may start liking you and this will not be good at all. They will still stick to you and your company.

Try these tips and mail me back about happenings. I want to know if you got fired or employees left the job.

Presently, prices are rising at speed of McLaren F1 and our salaries are rising at speed of a bicycle at the best. What to do? Savings! Bah, I am not the one who will save some cash. So, here are tried and tested tips on losing money.

Fall in trap of Credit Cards
Credit cards or plastic money, how sweet they are! They let you buy things even when you do not have enough money in account and in turn give you bigger credit than the original amount. Cool! Go out, spend as much as you can and mail me after 6 months describing what you had 6 months ago that you do not have now.

Stick to Brands
The brands have good quality. Buy everything branded. That’s the key to get bankrupted. Of course, if you are relative of Bill Gates, branded things are OK. The point is that small things like paper, pencil, pen will not matter much if they are not branded. They will only save money.

Never Make Budget
Yes, as easy as it sounds, go out without any budget and spend as much as you can. Spend money as if you are billionaire. If you make budget, never implement it. Simple!

Watch Every New Movie
When you go out to watch a movie, money spent on transport, food etc. is negligible. So, do not watch a movie, watch all the movies. Forget that when the movie will be released on media, or will be aired on television, it will cost much less.