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How not to: Be a good speaker.

Speaking is essential skill for humans. We are social animals. We communicate mostly by speaking. To be a bad speaker, just read on.


1. Never be a good listener.
People who are not good listeners are bad speaker. "To be a bad speaker, you have to be bad listener." When people speak, do not listen. That’s the art.


2. Talk more of yourself.
Everyone thinks of himself/herself first. People already have many tensions. A bad speaker can add a bit more tension by talking about self. Never show concern to a listener. If you show some concern, you will be counted in good speakers. And who wants to be a good speaker?


3. Do not praise others.
Praising other is counted good among people When in conversation, do not praise others. Let them be what they are, no praise. And criticism? You are free for that. Unlimited!


4. Do not keep smile on face.
Smile on face will improve your speaking skills. It gives positive impact to listeners. But you are not here to learn to give positive impact. Give negative one by throwing that smile in trash..


5. Giving respect? Never!
Respecting others will not be healthy for your bad speaking skills. Respect no one. Never!


These were tips to be a bad speaker. That’s all for this post.
Note: Do not take content seriously. This is just an attempt to tell good things the wrong way. After all, humans always learn bad things quickly. Visit my other blog. Bye

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How not to: Design a good web-site.

Designing a good website is an art, but designing a bad site is bigger art. A bad site really gets more (negative)focus. a bad site with black-hat SEO is really a masterpiece. So, How to create such a masterpiece? Do not worry, I will tell you.(Worry, because I am telling you this! )


1. Bad color scheme.


Bad color schemes are plenty to be found. For example, a dull gray background with light green text on it. Once your hunt for bad color scheme is over, your first step is done. But next step will be more important.


2. Get a name with lot of dots(.) , minus(-) in it. (In short, a long name.)


Short and easily accessible names can mar a bad site. Look for a name that is longer than 20 words and has lot of special symbols in it. This is most important step. Done well, this is sure way to stop traffic to your site.


3. Dead links.


Lots of dead links are a perfect recipe for bad site. They can get your site a bad rank in search engines. Leave that apart, get some interesting name for these links, like "Free Games" , "Free wallpapers" etc. Get your visitor’s exceptions high, higher, highest, and then from there, smash them on ground.


Important Note:These are just a few of the tips. Many more are there to be found. If you find some, tell me through comments. If you apply these to your site and do not get any traffic for centuries, do tell me. I will count it in my success.


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How not to: Become a good leader.

Good leaders are essential for success of any team. A good leader can get a bad team from bottom to top. A recent example is Rajasthan Royals team in I.P.L. Royals were considered weakest team of the tournament. But with a stunning surprise, they won the tournament and were most successful team in entire tournament. It was mostly because of Shane Warne. Back to topic, What are qualities of a bad leader? They are:


1. He never appreciates his teammates.


Appreciating teammates will always boost their confidence. And for a bad leader, this can be fatal. Their are some good leaders out there who are very good at appreciating teammates. Just do not follow them.


2. He never respects his seniors.


Respecting seniors is a characteristic feature of a good leader. Never allow this to be a habit. Be like M.S. Dhoni(Indian Cricket Team’s Captain), he forgot respecting seniors and went on to lose I.P.L.


3. He follows others.


Adopting other’s method to any problem is the best tactic to lose. And if you lose, you are a bad leader. Always find someone tom and follow his trail.


4. He never sets examples for followers.


Mahatma Gandhi had this trait and this made him a leader with big followership. If you want to be bad leader, hesitate doing anything yourself. Instead, leave it to others. Never set examples.



Important Note: The above tips and tricks have been tested for ages over lot of persons like W.H. Hallas, O.K. Tulip, Mr. Coolin. Don’t know these names? Dear reader, they all were bad leaders. How can you(or anyone) remember to put their name in history books?:-) And if they are not in history books, How can you remember them? They all were very bad(worst) leaders, believe me.


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