How not to?

Do your friends consider you a good friend? If yes, read the following to be bad friend and if no, read to improve upon youeself.

1.) Tell their secrets to everyone out there.

If you know friend`s secrets, then go out there and tell everyone everything about him/her. This is a sure way to be in their bad list. Succeeds every single time used.

2.) Backstab.

There is nothing bad than backstabbing. Backstabbing is sure way to lose somebody`s trust. But, you want to be bad. So, 2-3 backstabs are recommended every month. Improves your rank in their blacklist.

3.) Hurt him/her.

Hurting physically is greater offence but emotional attacks are more useful. Make fun of friend behind his/her back and talk rashly to him.

Caution: The above tips have been tested and trusted, but in case of failure, Mr.I is not to be considered responsible. Use at your own risk.

How can someone be ideally bad. Do not know? I will tell you how.

1. Never speak truth.

Always avoid speaking truth. Lies will help to make you bad. Tell lies regularly. At least 100 lies a day are necessary for any bad man/woman. Whenever you have to speak truth at any cost, quickly apologize. This will not help to make your reputation as shiny as before but will recover it to a extent of 60-70%.

2. Use bad word as much as possible.

Bad words are a grace for anyone bad. Avoid using them and you will lose your reputation. Be quick to learn bad words. If possible, always keep a small notebook with you and note down any new word you encounter. A good cell will also do fine.

3. Never think before speaking.

Never speak after thinking. This process can really hamper your grip over two points given above. Anything that comes to your tongue must be spoken. In my opinion, you should never think, leave aside before speaking.

4. Respect noone.

If you start respecting someone, it may cause serious problems. There is even a big danger of losing your other bad qualities. Always make fun of others behind their back. If possible, make their fun ahead their stomach.

5. Never avoid bad company.

Avoiding bad company is something that does not deserve a single bit of your thinking. Bad company is your dictionary and guide to bad words and above mentioned qualities.

Important Note:Read the above instructions thrice and if possible print them and stick in your room. Practising everyday is recommended.

Today, a few tips on designing a bad blog.

1. Choose a bad name.
This is the first and most important step in creating a bad blog. Give a name that people can not remember easily. Try to find a name that is not interesting.

2. Post once a year.
If you have found a bad name, then always remember to post only once a year. Posting regularly can harm your image and your blog may be considered good which you do not want.

3. Less(or no) content, more ads.
Sign up for a advertisement service and display ads all over the page. Try to pack as much ads as possible. Remember, there should be very less or no content.

4. Choose bad color combinations.
Never let your content(if there is any) be visible. Keep background color same as that of font color.

5. Make lot of grammar mistakes.
Never use the dictionary feature of your blog editor, make lot of spelling mistakes.